Home Printer is this week’s bane of my life and as such I have chosen to ignore it for an appropriately uncomfortable amount of time, before subsiding into guilt driven supposed apathy and an eventual return to the warm embrace of dependency and confusion. I still don’t know if the double-sided misalignment was my fault or the HP’s. I’m trying not to bring InDesign and Adobe Reader into this. Like the faithful wife of an adulterous partner, I still believe that they are too good to screw me over that badly. And so I’ll conveniently forget about the whole thing until the pangs of consciousness kick in again. Until then, there will be other software to fall back on until I regain the strength to face Printer and it’s accomplices. Solitaire, you’ll be my friend. Right?